Andrew's REC Dev Site

Please note, this is NOT a real website, you cannot make live/real purchases here.

Also note this is a site to test new functionality so things might break, also, the following is Futurama Lorem ipsum from http://fillerama.io/

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

You know, I was God once. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! I had more, but you go ahead. Daylight and everything.

  1. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
  2. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.
  3. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!

Ow, my spirit! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!

  • A true inspiration for the children.
  • Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.
  • WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
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